Since lack of communication on campus is one of our main strengths according to the HLC report--I might as well see if anyone else here can confirm the "known secrets" I've been hearing about for a little while:
1. That Sandra Westbrooks is retiring at the end of June and
2. will be replaced by....
you know it's coming...
....WW didn't raise the provost's salary this semester to $200,000 (one of the 18-22% hikes he gave out to certain administrators after Quinn took out the Board of Trustees that was standing in his way) because of Sandra's valiant service, it was more in anticipation of the new provost to be anointed by him...
..and don't forget we're not at Columbia College let alone Columbia University...
drum roll please: the Next Provost
Vice President of the impressively grandiose inflated and out of control Enrollment Management Office
Angela (Mrs. Victor-the-president's- personal-attorney) Henderson.
You wouldn't be suprised would you? Two City Colleges outsiders running Chicago State.
Anyone want to take on this bet?
...You can't leave, 'cause your heart is there
But you can't stay, 'cause you been somewhere else!
You can't cry, 'cause you'll look broke down
But you're cryin' anyway 'cause you're all broke down!
It's a family affair
It's a family affair..."